lets talk about reality shows

actualy this is a script of what would i be if i go to a reality show...
ok

-robinson ( colombian version of survivor)
i think they would kick me out in about 3 councils,, you know,, somethimes i get stress , so,,, but, i would probably be very good in swimming tests,, except for the resistance ones,, that would be most of the,,, so i would be kick out, pretty fast

-factor x ( colombian version of american idol)
mmm, lets see, once, i began singing in the first test, they would be happy, until i have to go to a high voice,, then they would put, on the tv, trembling efects,, and would, say!!! girl;music doesnt like you!!! AS PLANE AS THAT

-protagonista de novela (it is a show,, to become a soup opera pincipal character)

no way, i suck at acting,,, despite i´m pretty fast making good excuses, it´s not enougth, plus,,i can´t handle being in one place more that 4 days.... and thats a lot.


-el millonario ( joe millionar)

mmm---it would be nice to have money, and free, good meals,, good wine whenever i wat,,, that would ruin my future plans,, i just can´t get married, so fast, plus,, living just with girls,, would be such a desaster,, imagine, that much of womans, in one room,,,,,, figth for sure,, i go first!!!!!

-room riders

ok, ok,,, people that knows my room, know the answer,,,,, anyone who tries to go to that jungle is insane,,,if you make it to stay there you woulndn´t were to beging searching,, i think any man that check my room, would run away after a minut, i´m realyyyy messy,,, ( thanks chris for not checking my room)

-estrella azul ( some reality S about soccer,,,)

well, i´m not the best playing soccer, but i asure you,, the first person that would try to take my ball away would be badly hurt, he,he,he,he ,, ( by the way that´s an evil laugth..

-big brother....

lets admited i have an evil mind, altouh i dont make even a 10 percent of what i think, but i would go insane in this reality,, i,,,,, would,, do,, sooo, many things,,,,,

-Queer eye for the straigth eye

well,, i do really need balls for this show

-The contender

hmhm,,,well,, some people say i have a pretty heavy hand,,,,, so well, i wouldnt win,,,, but,,, at least i would get to the 2cond round, of course, only if it is figthing with women,,, ,, pulling the hair counts??????

-Newlyweds

come on, i need, a husband,, and,,,, well,, it wouldn´t be a passionate honeymoon,,, with all those cameras,,,

-Nomadas (it´s a reality that takes colombian people traveling all over the country making cultural tests)

well only becouse i would love to travel all over COLOMBIA::::

-pimp my ride

well i would love to have a car first,, of course, i would have to learn how to drive, and... well,, they have pretty cool cars, so i wouldn´t mind

-the dancer ( a reality from spain)

i love dancing you know that, so ,, well, i dont know it would have to be with a good partner,, whit hopes, i would get to a good position..

- el aprendiz ( the apprentice)

mm, i have made 4 bussiness ( i mean companies) and everyone of them failed or broked,, just didn´t work out,, so i guess, i wouldn´t last, much, but i may say that i have learn, a lot, from them so i wouldn´t repeat the mistakes, i just dont know,,,,

i got tired, i know they are a lot,,,, but,, they are too much, iwill just apply a reallty show, if it would incluse as a price,,,, working, with george lucas, pixar or dreamwors,, or tim bourton,, or aarmand brothers,,, well, you know ,me..... you´ll see, you´ll see..